ooh hi DiDi in a schoolgirl uniform

Last Monday's episode of The Ri¢hes. Could've been really good, but then kept showing Minnie Driver in an attempt to make us want to have sex with her. No dice.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Tape-delayed 3am Criticism of FX's The Ri¢hes

You are now in chat room "AIMeatsPoop." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:46:06 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:46:24 PM): OK gonna call a friend first for her b-day, then The Riches... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:51:32 PM): OK ready now... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:51:36 PM): here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:04 PM): JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:25 PM): blah blah blah TV ratings JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:31 PM): fcc.gov/parents JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:33 PM): TV MA LS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:49 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE RICHES JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:53:56 PM): ooh hi DiDi in a schoolgirl uniform JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:56:04 PM): ooh a dancer JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:56:24 PM): goddamit Minnie Driver is freakin ugly JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:57:48 PM): wow i want to be molested by Kaitlin Olson JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:59:41 PM): OK buddy Pete is coming into town. Kind of a shitty exposition here... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:14:44 PM): how the fuck did the neighbor know to call her Dahlia? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:19 PM): this kinda sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:32 PM): maybe less minnie driver, more shannon woodward JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:20:35 PM): oh wonderful, now he's a shrink too JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:13 PM): new FX tv show? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:35 PM): ooh glenn close JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:43 PM): rose byrne? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:22:07 PM): "Damages" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:22:17 PM): wow, and that doesn't make me want to watch that show at all. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:23:43 PM): a 99 cent buffalo chicken sandwich at wendy's! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:23:47 PM): ooh erin esurance in shorts JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:23:56 PM): and she has cleavage JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:25:55 PM): oh yeah, she introduced her horseface-self to her neighbor as "dahlia" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:27:42 PM): he's JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:27:53 PM): he's "anxious around his penis" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:29:22 PM): the metaphorical shit, of course JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:38:17 PM): it'd be funny if he killed himself because of what dahlia said... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:38:18 PM): ha ha JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:40:07 PM): well nice job, dahlia talked him down JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:43:49 PM): that captain morgan commercial looked funny, we're going back JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:43:54 PM): heh, "always designate a driver" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:44:31 PM): sweet, an IASIP ad JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:46:41 PM): i'd like to bang kaitlin olson ooh yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:49:38 PM): the dumb housefrau figured out that they're not in the witness protection program JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:53:17 PM): ooh i would also like to bang shannon woodward JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:55:03 PM): well of course it's pete JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:56:14 PM): and of course it seems like it's gonna all unravel JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:56:25 PM): ooh shannon woodward JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:25 PM): NEXT WEEK ON THE RICHES.... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:31 PM): NEXT MONDAY, AN FX SPECIAL EVENT JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:34 PM): THE RICHES SEASON FINALE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:58:06 PM): i hope it doesn't suck JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

each time they show him as a lawyer, a bit of my suspension of disbelief dies

Another shitty episode of The Ri¢hes. enjoy.

Tio Jaime

3am Criticism of another shitty episode of The Ri¢hes

You are now in chat room "FXeatsdogpoo." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (9:57:40 PM): hello dere TioJ (10:00:14 PM): here we go TioJ (10:00:20 PM): TV MA LV TioJ (10:02:13 PM): oh yeah, PREVIOUSLY ON THE RICHES TioJ (10:02:21 PM): i hope this episode doesn't suck. as much. TioJ (10:04:39 PM): shannon woodward straightened her hair? TioJ (10:05:14 PM): ooh shannon woodward in a plaid skirt TioJ (10:07:35 PM): and maybe he's signing the papers to become a partner. i don't seem to care. TioJ (10:09:45 PM): wow eddie izzard sucks TioJ (10:11:06 PM): each time they show him as a lawyer, a bit of my suspension of disbelief dies TioJ (10:24:51 PM): oh goddam she has nice legs TioJ (10:30:34 PM): wonderful. yay for TV shows that preach at us. TioJ (10:43:10 PM): this episode kinda sucks TioJ (10:45:54 PM): sounds like a normal business decision. this episode sucks my butt TioJ (10:57:02 PM): well shit i wanna bang kaitlin olson too TioJ (11:02:22 PM): please, get to the season finale already TioJ (11:03:49 PM): wow that was the least interesting episode of the Riches to date TioJ (11:04:03 PM): STAY CHUNED FOR SCENES FROM THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE RICHES TioJ (11:04:24 PM): ooh shannon woodward on the riches fan podcast bullshit dealie? TioJ (11:07:54 PM): how is it not too late? we're less than a week from the season finale? TioJ (11:08:17 PM): although this next episode should be good. nevermind that it's Series Finale quality, not just season finale... TioJ has left the chat room.

this episode is a cornucopia of Suck, with some Erin Esurance and Shannon Woodward cleavage mixed in

This show started off so good. They have two episodes left in the season. Although, it should be noted that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia didn't really win me over until the second season. Let's hope that The Riches has the same strategy in mind...

This 3amC ran a bit long, but that's probably because the episoded sucked more than I expected.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Another tape-delayed 3amC of The Riches, but this time with more suckitude!

You are now in chat room "EatMeFX." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:59:29 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:59:38 PM): last night's episode of The Ri¢hes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:59:45 PM): looked kinda stupid in the trailers JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:59:54 PM): eddie izzard kinda sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:07 PM): here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:13 PM): TV MA LV JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:29 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE RI¢HES JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:55 PM): last week's episode with chunky what's her face totally sucked JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:02:13 PM): and minnie driver looks nasty JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:03:21 PM): ooh shannon woodward JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:05:39 PM): OK so he snorted some. how annoying. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:05:45 PM): ooh shannon woodward JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:06:26 PM): ooh kaitlin olson JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:08:04 PM): whoa it's the janky traveller dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:08:26 PM): ooh shannon woodward in a schoolgirl uniform JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:08:33 PM): i've never been into those uniforms until now JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:11:59 PM): willing suspension of disbelief fading rapidly JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:12:14 PM): this is retarded JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:13:39 PM): LOL it's the dude that he had to fire at Panco JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:14:14 PM): this isn't even entertaining JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:14:52 PM): that sucked JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:15:27 PM): ooh, an erin esurance commercial! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:15:31 PM): she's hot JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:11 PM): ooh, an IASIP commercial JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:20:33 PM): wow Minnie Driver sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:20:37 PM): this whole fucking episode sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:26 PM): ooh kaitlin olson JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:22:23 PM): i want to make out with her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:24:25 PM): and now he's high and talking to some old chick and some old dude? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:24:32 PM): this is fucking stupid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:26:18 PM): the Erin Esurance commercial again JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:26:33 PM): thus far, the highlight of this shitty episode JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:37:34 PM): minnie driver's head is too big JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:39:12 PM): shireen's a bitch JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:39:14 PM): wonderful JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:41:07 PM): right, and multi-million dollar deals get pushed aside just like that JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:41:12 PM): what a clusterfuck of an episode JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:42:37 PM): oh most glorious day JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:42:44 PM): a third Erin Esurance commercial JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:44:42 PM): ooh shannon woodward cleavage JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:44:46 PM): ooh momma JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:45:14 PM): ooh i like her cleavage JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:45:49 PM): and now he's going to confession JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:46:27 PM): this episode is a cornucopia of Suck, with some Erin Esurance and Shannon Woodward cleavage mixed in JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:49:51 PM): ooh kaitlin olson boob JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

and now She-biscuit's friend saw Doug Rich's fake diploma

I'm a week and a couple of days late posting this. Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Oh, and wikipedia also noted that it's unclear how Chunky Kay knew that their neighbor was a gay. This show started out good, but is fizzling fast...

Tio J

Tape Delayed 3am Criticism of FX's The Riches

You are now in chat room "EatMeAIM." TioJhas entered the chat room. TioJ (8:00:56 PM): hello dere! TioJ (8:01:12 PM): a quick 3am-C of last night's episode of The Ri¢hes TioJ (8:01:40 PM): here we go TioJ (8:01:45 PM): TV MA LS TioJ (8:01:48 PM): ooh sexual content TioJ (8:03:14 PM): previouslyon the the riches... blah blah blah TioJ (8:03:23 PM): employee of the month Doug Rich TioJ (8:06:10 PM): 24210 TioJ (8:06:16 PM): is that some prisoner number? TioJ (8:06:20 PM): wow, what a nice horse TioJ (8:19:28 PM): those pajamas look good on her... too bad she's still a horse TioJ (8:25:34 PM): and now She-biscuit's friend saw Doug Rich's fake diploma TioJ (8:37:49 PM): not sure how chunky knows not to ask about their aliases TioJ (8:40:25 PM): OK the little dude's gonna... oh he's just putting a barette on TioJ (8:40:31 PM): this is wonderfully gay TioJ (8:47:06 PM): minnie driver's boobs make me not want to eat. i'm losing my appetite. shannon woodward however... TioJ (8:47:15 PM): oh she's cute TioJ (8:47:37 PM): WTF? TioJ (9:03:48 PM): that was kind of a stupid episode TioJ (9:05:13 PM): doug goes crazy? TioJ (9:05:31 PM): that's gonna suck worse than this episode did... TioJ has left the chat room.

ps- the next episode did suck more than this one here...

fuck me and now minnie driver is having sex on my TV screen

That post title beat out the potential ones about Shannon Woodward's boobs. And I'm not even a boob guy.

Tio Jaime

Tape-delayed 3am Criticism of FX's The Ri¢hes

You are now in chat room "MinnieDriverisaHorseface." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:32:22 PM): hello dere TioJ (8:32:37 PM): just got the episode of The Ri¢hes from last night TioJ (8:32:57 PM): i taped it, watched The REAL Wedding Crashers last night instead TioJ (8:43:32 PM): here we go TioJ (8:43:40 PM): TV MA LSV TioJ (8:43:50 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE RI¢HES TioJ (8:44:10 PM): Panco Palace! TioJ (8:45:03 PM): i thought they went back home? TioJ (8:45:05 PM): maybe not TioJ (8:46:58 PM): oh they're parking in a trailer park TioJ (8:47:20 PM): and well duh his boss is pissed that the $40,000 is missing TioJ (8:47:57 PM): holy shit minnie driver is one ugly momma TioJ (8:51:13 PM): suspension of disbelief fading fast... TioJ (8:51:31 PM): minnie driver doesn't look good in a low-cut dress TioJ (8:53:37 PM): where have i seen this sexoholic dude? TioJ (8:53:51 PM): and now minnie driver's a sexoholic TioJ (8:54:36 PM): oh man, i do not ever want to be jerked off by Minnie Driver TioJ (8:58:12 PM): why is sam in drag? TioJ (8:59:57 PM): that's irritating TioJ (9:02:16 PM): see, and herein lies my beef with tiVo TioJ (9:02:44 PM): i'm watching this commercial because it looked cool TioJ (9:03:11 PM): and now i watn Arby's TioJ (9:03:15 PM): "my eyes are green!" TioJ (9:03:54 PM): and now a scotch commercial? TioJ (9:04:02 PM): no it's a tequila commercial TioJ (9:04:31 PM): cazadores? i thought it was a glenfiddich commercial TioJ (9:08:35 PM): ha ha this guy is biting TioJ (9:08:47 PM): i just don't remember what his name is TioJ (9:09:00 PM): oh shit, he's the drill sergeant from Starship Troopers TioJ (9:10:26 PM): ooh Didi kleavage TioJ (9:10:30 PM): i had to rewind to see it again TioJ (9:11:09 PM): oh goddam i like her kleavage TioJ (9:11:22 PM): holy shit she has nice boobies TioJ (9:11:36 PM): her boobies are bouncing again TioJ (9:14:58 PM): dude, this is completely unrealistic now... they're using the trailer park people to act as shills? TioJ (9:15:07 PM): great TioJ (9:19:02 PM): people are yelling outside... did the warriors just eliminate the mavs? TioJ (9:22:21 PM): hioly shit, golden state up by 6? TioJ (9:27:29 PM): "You have got to lay off that underage pussy!" TioJ (9:27:42 PM): see that's funnier than anything eddie izzard said all episode TioJ (9:28:31 PM): ooh Erin Esurance in tight shorts TioJ (9:35:17 PM): fuck me and now minnie driver is having sex on my TV screen TioJ (9:41:08 PM): this episode was Ok, saved by the shannon woodward boob scenes TioJ has left the chat room.

ps- Maybe I should've gone w/the suspension of disbelief line? It's probably more important. whatever. Like anybody's reading this.

pps- I think the Warriors lost tonight. Not that anybody's reading this. Still.

how old is minne driver? in horse years?

OK, I'm all caught up. I didn't get to do any laundry tonight, but I'm all caught up. I have a splitting headache, but shit I'm all caught up.

I'm tired... going to sleep.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of The Ri¢hes. Just a day late.

You are now in chat room "FXdoesntSuck." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:32:24 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:32:36 PM): gonna watch last night's episode of The Riches... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:34:13 PM): I have cheese sticks from Gumby's/Krusty's/West coast JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:34:56 PM): and i'll be prepping some drafts for 3amcritic.blogspot.com as well... so let's go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:35:30 PM): although asia argento is on TV right now in XXX... with Vin Diesel! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:35:37 PM): i thnk she takes her shirt off soon? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:35:41 PM): oh, not soon enough JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:36:39 PM): fast forwarding through the end of Heroes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:37:30 PM): oh i forgot that i taped The Real Wedding Crashers last night JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:38:12 PM): here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:38:25 PM): TV MA LV JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:38:56 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE RICHES JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:49:16 PM): dude, i don't particularly want to see minnie driver naked JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:50:58 PM): how old is minne driver? in horse years? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:51:57 PM): she just turned 37? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:53:52 PM): ooh, an Erin Esurance commercial JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:54:47 PM): I hate it when these stupid advertising fuckups try to play the environmental card JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:59 PM): OK so she's a horse that can sing JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:15 PM): ugh, Didi did look like minnie driver in that shot JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:03:37 PM): i betcha these gypsy chicks aren't as hot in real life... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:06:51 PM): ooh hello Tits Dunnigan JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:14:56 PM): two standoffs, and one hot irish traveller daughter in a cleavagey wedding dress JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:15:07 PM): i want to lick jennie dunnigan JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:25 PM): ooh she's hot JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:37 PM): and now here's Tits Dunnigan JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:25 PM): i'd be retarded if it meant i got to put it into shannon woodward JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:22:27 PM): oh and he shot his stupid wife JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:23:11 PM): is he gonna retard-freak-out on her? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:27:42 PM): "I'll choke you while you sleep" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:31:41 PM): next monday on The Ri¢hes... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:32:08 PM): ooh didi boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:32:17 PM): and next week's episode looks shitty JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

and now they're yelling at Pastor Steve... this is fucking hilarious!

You're in for a treat! Not only a Live 3am Criticism, but holy shit a Dual Live 3amC!!!

Although I think it'd be cooler if she wasn't watching The Bachelor in the background...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Dual Live 3am Criticism of the series premiere of The Real Wedding Crashers

You are now in chat room "NBCHopefullyWontSuckTooBad." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:18 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:49 PM): last two minutes of Heroes, so only a few seconds until the premiere of The Real Wedding Crashers JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:14 PM): this should be good, it got the Don and Mike seal of approval? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:56 PM): how about i don't care if they don't save the stupid world... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:02 PM): here we go! CalGlockChristine has entered the chat room. CalGlockChristine (10:02:44 PM): Hi hi JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:44 PM): hey kiddo CalGlockChristine (10:02:48 PM): why are there two of you? CalGlockChristine (10:02:58 PM): I'm watching the Bachelor JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:03 PM): it's this prank show where these guys fuck up a wedding, but the bride and groom are in on it CalGlockChristine (10:03:07 PM): I'll change the channel in a bit CalGlockChristine (10:03:11 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:39 PM): OK come back whenever you want JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:47 PM): go check out 3amcritic.blogspot.com JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:19 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:28 PM): ooh hi cat JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:54 PM): go check out another of my blogs... it'll explain the TV blogging JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:47 PM): nobody knows they're on a hidden camera, except the bride and groom CalGlockChristine (10:06:16 PM): hahaha, this seems promising CalGlockChristine (10:07:09 PM): LOL CalGlockChristine (10:07:15 PM): that is the best acting, ever! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:22 PM): dude! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:26 PM): OMFG, dude! CalGlockChristine (10:07:26 PM): DUDE! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:44 PM): pastor Steve JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:46 PM): he's hapa CalGlockChristine (10:07:47 PM): WOW, I like his facial expression CalGlockChristine (10:07:52 PM): kind of cuteish CalGlockChristine (10:08:17 PM): I like how he's faking a FOB accent JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:25 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:37 PM): oh that's so fucked up JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:43 PM): make that dude feel shitty CalGlockChristine (10:11:04 PM): dude CalGlockChristine (10:11:09 PM): what happened? I missed it JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:11:28 PM): the hapa dude cut off a few feet of the dress's train CalGlockChristine (10:11:34 PM): hahahaha JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:12:14 PM): "joanie" CalGlockChristine (10:20:42 PM): hahahahah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:25:32 PM): and now they're yelling at Pastor Steve... this is fucking hilarious! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:46:24 PM): ooh sexier JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:47:27 PM): what are you doing later LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:45 PM): LOL they dropped the cake CalGlockChristine (10:48:54 PM): LOL CalGlockChristine (10:49:01 PM): I don't know I'm not doing anything CalGlockChristine (10:49:06 PM): ooohhh wait JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:11 PM): are you still watching the bachelor? CalGlockChristine (10:49:19 PM): hahah, that's what I get for switching around CalGlockChristine (10:49:29 PM): yeah, I saw them drop the cake CalGlockChristine (10:49:31 PM): awesome JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:48 PM): this show is awesome! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:06 PM): but i already told my mom to watch, so i don't think chrissy and i could do this... CalGlockChristine (10:50:28 PM): heheheh CalGlockChristine (10:50:34 PM): unless your mom got in on it! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:28 PM): who's the gay dude who yelled "OH MY GOD!!!" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:54:47 PM): hmm, yeah it didn't quite sink in right away JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:01 PM): dude i gots your live chat right here bitches CalGlockChristine (10:57:23 PM): heheh CalGlockChristine has left the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

ooh i like her cleavage

One more episode of The Ri¢hes, to catch me up. Catch me up to last night. I wish Minnie Driver wasn't such a horseface.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Live 3am Criticism

You are now in chat room "AIMfelchesCarrotTop." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:30 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:58:02 PM): finishing up the last few minutes of Godzilla before tonight's episode of The Riches JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:02 PM): here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:19 PM): TV MA LV JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:28 PM): no hot-daughter nudity? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:32 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE RICHES JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:56 PM): that's a lot of recap JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:16 PM): ooh yeah hi DiDi JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:27 PM): ooh yeah hi DiDi cleavage JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:53 PM): ooh i like her cleavage JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:42 PM): ooh this is a kaitlin olson episode! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:45 PM): you must've been 9, 10 years old? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:54 PM): around here we call that pedophilia JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:30:59 PM): this drew barrymore movie looks like it's gonna tank hard JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:33:52 PM): how stupid is this... dahlia got caught stealing from petty cash? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:34:49 PM): this is retarded JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:34:52 PM): she wants to get clean? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:15 PM): I win a cookie! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:42 PM): and now he's a drunk police sketch artist JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:44 PM): ? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:52 PM): maybe he'll draw the retard and have him arrested JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:22 PM): less singing, more trying not to look like an english horse JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:01:10 PM): and earl killed his dad. i'm having a hard time caring here... JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

goddam minnie driver is such a freaking horse

This episode is from a week ago? No, this episode is from two weeks ago, but I only watched it one week ago. (It's the 24th today, and I'm catching up on my drafts. --TJ)

3am Criticism of The Ri¢hes

You are now in chat room "AIMfelcheseverything." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:52:40 PM): hello dere TioJ (8:52:50 PM): almost forgot about this episode of The Riches... TioJ (8:53:03 PM): and wonderful FX again, never starting their shit on time TioJ (8:53:07 PM): what a bunch of assholes TioJ (8:53:16 PM): recaps... TioJ (8:53:53 PM): here we go TioJ (8:55:26 PM): i should be able to finish this episode, change my laundry, and watch the new one @ 10 TioJ (8:55:28 PM): hopefully TioJ (8:57:06 PM): ooh yeah the daughter is hot TioJ (9:10:41 PM): OK and minnie driver is annoying TioJ (9:15:01 PM): monkey v chestnut TioJ (9:15:06 PM): roaster v blowme TioJ (9:15:47 PM): LOL he fell asleep TioJ (9:16:57 PM): maybe eddie izzard should stick to cross dressing... i'd say that he's the weak link in the show TioJ (9:18:40 PM): goddam minnie driver is such a freaking horse TioJ (9:21:24 PM): wow that was a stupid scene... minnie driver as a dental hygienist TioJ (9:29:53 PM): ooh hi there hot gypsy chick TioJ (9:33:40 PM): how nice and convenient that the hot gypsy chick called him right when his guest lecturing was finished TioJ (9:37:32 PM): jeanie dunnigan has nice conocos TioJ (9:40:43 PM): "i love it when you call me an asshole" TioJ (9:44:54 PM): oh bogus TioJ (9:45:41 PM): Tits Dunnigan blackmailed them into take her retard brother in TioJ (9:47:17 PM): oh bogus... it's the po-lice! TioJ (9:47:30 PM): OK gonna get my laundry, then a live 3am Criticism of tonight's episode! TioJ has left the chat room.

i've never been into the schoolgirl outfit until Didi malloy....

FX has a lot of quality shows out there. They already seem to be comprising a lot of what I watch on DVD-- The Shield, Nip/Tuck. Their TV shows are good too... Starved (cancelled, unfortunately), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and now The Ri¢hes. Am I missing anything else?

Tio J

3am Criticism of The Ri¢hes, episode 4 (?)

You are now in chat room "AIMeatspoo." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (9:50:56 PM): hello dere TioJ (9:51:16 PM): gonna 3amC last monday night's episode of The Ri¢hes TioJ (9:51:26 PM): here we go TioJ (9:51:40 PM): The following is rated TV MA LSV TioJ (9:51:55 PM): I'm Wayne Malloy TioJ (9:53:22 PM): Eden Falls TioJ (9:53:32 PM): This is a long-assed recap TioJ (9:55:18 PM): ha ha, cael's hot gypsy chick is pregnant TioJ (10:00:52 PM): the Ri¢hes TioJ (10:00:56 PM): commercial TioJ (10:08:19 PM): hmm, how about less Minnie Driver and more Shannon Woodward TioJ (10:09:17 PM): and then more shannon woodward and less shannon woodward clothing TioJ (10:12:02 PM): minnie driver with a southern accent is kinda funny TioJ (10:12:14 PM): and those southern jews were fucking HAWT TioJ (10:19:12 PM): di di is hawt TioJ (10:24:21 PM): ooh, an Erin Esurance commercial TioJ (10:24:40 PM): she's even hotter than the daughter on The Ri¢hes TioJ (10:25:32 PM): WTF? Transformers is gonna suck TioJ (10:30:48 PM): i've never been into the schoolgirl outfit until Didi malloy.... TioJ has left the chat room.

so there's an english guy, a french inspector, and a chinese hottie with broken english and a great ass and legs

To tell you the truth, I expected a lot more out of this movie. I'm watching extended fight scenes right now, and they're kinda annoying, especially when the menu had one that said "Oil Fight". I myself used that phrase, but in jest.

Anycrap, it wasn't so great. If I wanted to watch cool choreographed fight sequences, I'd rather watch Jackie Chan.

And if I wanted to watch car chases in Europe, I'd rather watch Ronin again.

And wait, Turkish did kill people! He shoots people from time to time in their torsos, so what's the point of shooting other people with non-lethal leg-shots? Somewhat of a disconnect there.

And WTF, at no time in this movie is Turkish jumping around all karate-tastic with dual handguns. How retarded.

At least Ronin was plausible...

Tio J

3am Criticism of The Transporter

You are now in chat room "AIMfelchesdeadgoats." TioJ has entered the chat room. Tioj (8:42:23 PM): hello dere Tioj (8:42:57 PM): i bought The Transporter Special Delivery Edition at Fry's on sale... Tioj (8:43:01 PM): so i'll 3amC it right now Tioj (8:43:27 PM): here we go Tioj (8:45:14 PM): THE TRANSPORTER Tioj (8:45:28 PM): Turkish! Tioj (9:00:10 PM): Transportation is a precise business. Tioj (9:03:33 PM): OK and there's a chinese chick in the bag in his trunk Tioj (9:03:55 PM): and he gave her juice Tioj (9:04:01 PM): cue the sexy music Tioj (9:05:41 PM): oh wow, she's good looking Tioj (9:06:09 PM): well no shit she's gonna get away Tioj (9:06:14 PM): watch... Tioj (9:06:39 PM): dumbfuck Tioj (9:06:44 PM): don't break your rules next time Tioj (9:07:02 PM): oh yes and now she's running Tioj (9:08:12 PM): stupid turkish! Tioj (9:08:15 PM): ooh bikini chick Tioj (9:12:17 PM): well of course the car's gonna blow up... Tioj (9:12:31 PM): i saw how he walked out of the camera's path Tioj (9:13:32 PM): dude, you've gone and pissed off turkish Tioj (9:15:40 PM): oh, and it's the chinese chick Tioj (9:15:47 PM): i didn't see that one... Tioj (9:17:07 PM): nice legs... and she doesn't talk either Tioj (9:22:26 PM): well of course The Transporter isn't dead Tioj (9:23:55 PM): wonderful, oriental legs is stil there Tioj (9:24:01 PM): i hope she gets naked Tioj (9:34:29 PM): for fuck's sake, she's shrieking worse than kate capshaw Tioj (9:35:36 PM): dude that house is rad Tioj (9:36:04 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeleine Tioj (9:36:55 PM): dude that's rad, he has a boathouse accessible only via scuba Tioj (9:37:29 PM): ooh she's taking her pants off Tioj (9:37:46 PM): uh oh, the package is opening the package Tioj (9:37:49 PM): wow, nice ass Tioj (9:38:07 PM): ooh hi boyshorts Tioj (9:38:28 PM): this is gratuitous, but i don't really care Tioj (9:39:35 PM): so there's an english guy, a french inspector, and a chinese hottie with broken english and a great ass and legs Tioj (9:40:23 PM): stupid chinese chick Tioj (9:41:08 PM): yeah whatever Tioj (9:42:13 PM): dumb chinese chick Tioj (9:42:26 PM): wonderful, 400 other chinese in a container Tioj (9:42:30 PM): sisters! Tioj (9:42:33 PM): oh wait Tioj (9:44:11 PM): ooh, la french chick is la hot Tioj (9:46:03 PM): tough talk from chinese chicks with broken english doesn't seem to work Tioj (9:46:17 PM): dude! it's that chinese guy! Tioj (9:46:25 PM): from the Temple of Retardation Tioj (9:46:36 PM): and Alias Tioj (9:51:51 PM): and now they staged his escape? Tioj (9:53:57 PM): he's gonna check hundreds of containers? Tioj (9:54:32 PM): OK and the bad guy's some american dude? Tioj (9:55:13 PM): take that, chinachick! Tioj (9:58:47 PM): the ole take-off-my-shirt-and-twist-two-guys-up-and-punch-them-in-their-faces trick Tioj (9:58:55 PM): and now they're on a bus Tioj (9:59:00 PM): where did all of these dudes come from? Tioj (9:59:44 PM): and now they have pipes Tioj (9:59:50 PM): i like how he doesn't really kill anybody Tioj (10:01:31 PM): OK the oil fight is getting kinda gay Tioj (10:01:40 PM): i feel gay for watching this Tioj (10:02:20 PM): that's a lot of roundhouse kicks Tioj (10:02:37 PM): took em fucking long enough to get guns Tioj (10:03:20 PM): that's gay! he kissed a dead guy underwater! Tioj (10:03:40 PM): heh and he got his shirt back Tioj (10:04:21 PM): heh, shitty car Tioj (10:05:20 PM): somehow he ran and caught up with an airplane Tioj (10:06:37 PM): cars exploded on impact Tioj (10:07:21 PM): heh, cool how nobody really dies Tioj (10:07:35 PM): and for fuck's sake, STFU! that chinese chick is annoying Tioj (10:08:12 PM): how the fuck did the american get aboard? Tioj (10:10:28 PM): LOL you stupid american Tioj (10:10:46 PM): he probably didn't die... he was just tossed from the cab Tioj (10:11:22 PM): and somehow the chinese dude got the jump on The Transporter Tioj (10:13:15 PM): stupid chinachick... i was waiting to see what he'd do with the rock! Tioj (10:14:33 PM): right Tioj (10:16:08 PM): OK that was kinda lame TioJ has left the chat room.

get back to the daughter already

A mediocre episode of FX's new comedy, The Ri¢hes. I myself just want to put it into Shannon Marie Woodward.

And you will too... you will too. You would already if you kept up with your Tio Jaime and listened to his TV suggestions.

Tio J

Live 3am Criticism of The Ri¢hes, episode 3

You are now in chat room "FXsucksAIM." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:53 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:59 PM): Episode 3 of JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:06 PM): The Ri¢hes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:15 PM): here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:41 PM): family tried to stop us, they ran JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:49 PM): la la la JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:04 PM): home in eden falls as the Riches JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:46 PM): i just want to see his hot daughter in a swimsuit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:02 PM): i wanna spread my good seed to Di Di Malloy JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:45 PM): THE RI¢HES JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:30 PM): heh, he's a half-breed JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:19 PM): that gypsy is cute JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:37 PM): and now they're humping in the car JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:48 PM): too bad minnie driver is a janky horse JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:13:11 PM): What is the Doug Rich way? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:28 PM): is he gonna use the rock on the model? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:15:32 PM): This is the Doug Rich way! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:44 PM): that was somewhat of a waste of five minutes of my life JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:49 PM): get back to the daughter already JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:25:31 PM): thank you. she has a nice butt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:34 PM): dude that daughter is freakin HAWT JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:07 PM): OK it's over... an OK episode... JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

this'd be easier if all these chinese dudes didn't look alike

Infernal Affairs is the original Hong Kong dealie that The Departed was based upon. Infernal Affairs II is the prequel. And I'm the SHoP Overlord who's too lazy to link to the wikipedia entries.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of Infernal Affairs II and III

You are now in chat room "AIMsucksbutt." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:42:44 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:42:55 PM): OK so I have Infernal Affairs 2 and 3 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:43:01 PM): don't have IA 1 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:43:08 PM): but we can 3amC 2 and 3 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:43:19 PM): let's just see how far i can go... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:45:46 PM): Ok so this is supposed to be a prequel to Infernal Affairs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:46:00 PM): here we go! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:48:02 PM): Superintendent Something-or-other JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:48:11 PM): ching-ching chong JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:49:43 PM): whoa JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:49:49 PM): he's having dinner w/Sam! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:50:06 PM): LOL cause he's handsome JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:52:41 PM): Kowloon West Police Station! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:54:49 PM): INFERNAL AFFAIRS II JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:57:12 PM): "Women are simple." JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:57:13 PM): heh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:58:17 PM): ooh hot chinese chick? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:00:16 PM): this'd be easier if all these chinese dudes didn't look alike JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:02:53 PM): chinese dudes named "Negro" and "Ghandi"? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:15:22 PM): hmm, chinese cop-dude, pissed off some chinese gangster-son JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:15:33 PM): and then Sam came in to break it up JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:22:06 PM): whoa, now they're in 1995 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:43:32 PM): i want some hot pot now... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:43:57 PM): dude, that chinese chick looked more horsey than Sandra Oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:45:00 PM): oh i think these chinese dudes are FUCKED JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:48:33 PM): this harmonica is retarded JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:56:06 PM): oh yes, Sam's fine JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:03:52 PM): OK and the cop's car blowed up JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:09:54 PM): and they ran over the Sam chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:09:57 PM): 1997! JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

they should've named this Indiana Jones and the Temple of Retardation

OK I finally made it. Never again.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of the last half of Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

You are now in chat room "TempleOfSuck." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:54:59 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:55:08 PM): OK after about three weeks of trying JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:55:23 PM): i'm gonna finish Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:55:29 PM): no matter how much it sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:55:44 PM): no matter how much i want to strangle kate capshaw JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:55:54 PM): no matter how much i hate orientals now because of Short Round JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:55:57 PM): we're doing this JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:56:05 PM): but i'm starting from where i left off... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:56:16 PM): Indy just found some slave labor camp? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:56:18 PM): fuck if i know JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:57:22 PM): here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:57:27 PM): chapter 19 stealing the stones JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:57:32 PM): whoa, the shankara stones JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:57:39 PM): i hope my pizza's done... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:03:52 PM): Foxtrot-India-Alpha-November-Charlie-Echo-Echo on the phone JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:09:38 PM): wow, this got infintely more retarded JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:10:48 PM): these slave-zombie-kids are digging for more shakara stones JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:10:49 PM): yay JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:12:02 PM): oh wonderful and now the voodoo doll has a hat JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:12:33 PM): WTF short round is such a fucking retard JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:12:42 PM): oh please whip the chinaman JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:13:35 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:18:52 PM): well, hmm, maybe I would bang kate capshaw JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:21:16 PM): ha ha he slapped the chinaman JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:25:53 PM): ooh yeah kate kapshaw kleavage JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:25:55 PM): heh KKK JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:31:25 PM): they should've named this Indiana Jones and the Temple of Retardation JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:46:27 PM): wow i like her boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:47:00 PM): STFU JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:48:40 PM): "Prepare to meet Kali-- in hell!!!" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:49:00 PM): oh hi boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:51:48 PM): whatever, dude... Shiva would've been pissed at this retarded movie JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:54:09 PM): they don't show the part where kate capshaw was forced to do porn JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:55:50 PM): i would rather watch Godfather 3 again JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

I'm not a big people-touching-me kinda guy

Good show, you should check it out if you haven't already. Might even be available online. Go find it already!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Live 3am Criticism of Rules of Engagement

You are now in chat room "AIMfelchesgoats." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:23:01 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:23:14 PM): about 7 mins until the next episode of Rules of Engagement JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:26:19 PM): the wikipedia entry is kinda sparse... Rules of Engagement (TV Series) JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:30:55 PM): oh God, Sandra Oh is on Letterman JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:31:06 PM): ugly horse-faced WHORE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:31:15 PM): oh here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:38:06 PM): I'm not a big people-touching-me kinda guy JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:51:40 PM): diamond earrings. two of 'em. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:59:10 PM): wow, a two-line 3amC JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

"you knocked as i was teeing off, and i shanked it"

good show. the fiancee-chick is getting hotter and hotter. They should jump the shark and bring on a hot, single chick to offset David Spade.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of Rules of Engagement
You are now in chat room "AIMsuckspoo." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:45:37 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:45:45 PM): OK AIM is finally up and running JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:45:54 PM): gonna put on a tape of ROE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: new Rules of Engagement! JihadJimmyMWCCDF: here we go
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:16 PM): fuck wrong window JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:41 PM): that chick is annoying JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:45 PM): "spur of the moment!" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:48 PM): yeah yeah yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:30 PM): great, irritating soulmates JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:41 PM): that chick is hot, but uber-annoying JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:55 PM): "Little Jimmy made a poo-poo" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:04 PM): "could be your swimmers" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:07 PM): "could be your pool" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:12 PM): "Pool." JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:57 PM): oh yay, here comes the discontent JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:31 PM): "whoa. interview with Brett Favre" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:50 PM): "ya made me miss" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:10:01 PM): "you knocked as i was teeing off, and i shanked it" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:10:32 PM): "if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna take a quick nap and then i'm gonna play the back nine" JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

oh yay they're shooting the ugly girl

They shouldn't have cancelled this show... although now that he figured it out, what's there to do next season?

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of ABC's Day Break

You are now in chat room "AIMfelchesgoatsstill." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:37 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:52 PM): second to last episode of Day Break... abc.com hasn't taken the episodes down yet JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:53 PM): thank God JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:25 PM): here's What If She's the Key JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:28 PM): here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:34 PM): DAY BREAK JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:39 PM): 6:18 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:48 PM): My name is Det. Brett Hopper JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:28:02 PM): he's following uncle nick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:28:17 PM): uncle nick's talking to booth JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:31:06 PM): No motels! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:31:38 PM): oh yay it's detweiler again JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:09 PM): disappearance of a curtis foster? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:36:53 PM): maybe they're gonna tell rita's secret?? JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:14 PM): whoops JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:17 PM): closed the wrong window JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:44:43 PM): WTF? where did he go? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:44:57 PM): i think he went to the address uncle nick gave him, but then found another chick? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:45:58 PM): OK it was the bus chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:04 PM): something about a grand jury hearing? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:30 PM): dumbshit... play the GF card on her ex-husband JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:53:25 PM): Consequence... bitch. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:53:41 PM): that was a cheap line JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:53:56 PM): oh yay they're shooting the ugly girl JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:26 PM): and now they're running over the shooter JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:31 PM): and shooting the other bad guys JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:44 PM): OK so rita killed her father accidentally? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:17 AM): oh yay looks like the defense attorney is in on it? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:26 AM): they have an inside man, though JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:00 AM): Spivak! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:12 AM): dude, it's Assistant Director Skinner! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:21 AM): DAY BREAK JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

whoa, "I'm sorry i bit you"

Almost caught up on publishing these drafts!

3am Criticism of Day Break

You are now in chat room "GayBreak." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:12:59 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:13:08 PM): just trying to catch up with Day Break JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:13:54 PM): i'm just trying to make sure that I saw this episode... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:15:29 PM): OK i'm rewatching the ending of "What If They Find Him" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:15:47 PM): where Detective Hopper found the old dennis hopper looking dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:16 PM): and it's his sister! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:19 PM): DAY BREAK JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:25 PM): OK next episode... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:50 PM): This episode of Desperate Housewives is presented with limited interruptions JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:56 PM): DAY BREAK JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:17:58 PM): 6:18 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:18:21 PM): this episode is "What If They Are Not Alone" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:10 PM): oh recap is finished, it's not really 6:18 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:21 PM): ewww... Moon Bloodgold JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:42 PM): fuck, she's nasty JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:22 PM): the license plate is from teh Santayana Club JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:23 PM): yay JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:22:16 PM): oh yeah, play the race card JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:24:12 PM): whoa JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:24:43 PM): so that brought him straight to the cops who were looking for him JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:24:47 PM): and now he ran over a hippie JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:25:27 PM): fuck you nasonex JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:47 PM): OK i'm back... was talking to the neighbors JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:23 PM): and the two goons are dead? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:26 PM): whoa, he found somebody else going through the time loop! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:53 PM): apparently hopper is connecting this defense attorney from the santayana with a hourglass on his desk JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:29 PM): ugh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:32 PM): im too tired JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:34 PM): gonna watch this later JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

Hmm. Looks like I fell asleep. Don't be fooled though, it's still a good show.

More 3am Criticism of the Day Break episode that put Jihad Jimmy to sleep

You are now in chat room "AIMeatspoop." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:58:49 AM): hello dere... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:59:04 AM): here's the conclusion of Day Break... What If They're Not Alone JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:59:41 AM): OK he's getting into the car w/his possible defense lawyer JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:03:06 AM): heh, yah, he found the homeless dude who is also stuck in the loop JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:03:27 AM): you'd think that the lawyer dude wouldn't like to be choked like that JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:04:45 AM): Four-eyes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:06:23 AM): Forasz filed a restraining order against Jared the other time-traveller dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:09:55 AM): oh he's not int he quarry JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:10:51 AM): friends of poppa hopper? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:13:46 AM): Four-eyes was Jared's surgeon? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:16:43 AM): whoa, "I'm sorry i bit you" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:16:54 AM): that's a cool cliffhanger JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

"why didn't you tell me you were pre-op?"

More Nip/Tuck. Could've chosen several other post names, but this was probably the best...

Tio J

3am Criticism of Nip/Tuck

You are now in chat room "AIMSucksPoo." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:52 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:26 PM): just some N/T to pass the time JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:52 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:17 PM): plastic surgery on an ape JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:45:36 PM): oh it's dr. used-to-be-a-dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:33 PM): i hate this kid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:40 PM): he looks freakish JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:44 PM): WTF? maggots and a dead dude? i guess that was eva's old apartment? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:19 PM): Liz is gay?!? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:39 PM): eva had a small procedure before she left? vaginal reconstruction JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:23 PM): did matt not know she was a transsexual? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:26 PM): i forget now JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:34 PM): i was watching JACK BAUER blow shit up JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:52 PM): oh, i guess they intended not to tell Matt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:59:52 PM): this matt kid's annoying JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:59:58 PM): circumcision-boy! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:03:25 AM): i hate it when the lesbian has to be the moral voice of McNamara/Troy JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:07:50 AM): now he's smoking with his grandma, vanessa redgrave JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:07:55 AM): getting retarded... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:12:03 AM): he's in a tranny-club now JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:13:36 AM): famke janssen is a very nice transsexual JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:14:47 AM): is he gonna get himself bro-raped? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:15:52 AM): this is kinda uncool JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:16:40 AM): "you got a goddam dick" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:16:48 AM): "why didn't you tell me you were pre-op?" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:17:16 AM): whoops, now he's doing the gay bashing JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:17:31 AM): OK that was uncool JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:17:58 AM): is he gonna shave and make a mangina? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:21:41 AM): OK he's shaving his head. no mangina tonight JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:25:18 AM): wow, the gorilla is dead and the office lesbian is upset JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:25:29 AM): heh, it's her mom JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:26:16 AM): this is stupid, now julia is smoking the bong JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:28:58 AM): uh oh, it's the girl squad, gonna kick matt's ass JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:29:10 AM): and the mexican gang members are pissed too JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:29:17 AM): dual-ass kicking scene? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:30:12 AM): tranny chase scene! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:30:17 AM): oops, and they got both of them JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:30:36 AM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:30:42 AM): they're peeing on matt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:30:43 AM): heh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:31:33 AM): 12:31:32 JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

OK and now kimber's taking her clothes off

I don't think I've 3amC-ed Nip/Tuck before. Good show, one of my favorites (on DVD). Not sure how it's slipped through the cracks though...

Tio J

3am Criticism of Nip/Tuck Season 3 Premiere

You are now in chat room "AIMisWackYo." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:45:17 PM): hello dere! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:45:43 PM): we've finished 24, Season 4, and now we're on Nip/Tuck season three... i don't think i've been as good about 3amC-ing N/T JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:51:25 PM): and we left off where dr. troy was being slashed? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:51:43 PM): here we go! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:51:47 PM): oh, he was being carved JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:53:57 PM): dr. troy's dead? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:54:01 PM): WTF? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:58:08 PM): OK it was a dream... he's months past his attack JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:13 PM): sexy time? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:33 PM): oh it's the terrorist dude! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:45 PM): except she called him "Sean" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:04:10 PM): OK gotta take a laundry/garbage break JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:05:16 PM): OK this episode got kinda dumb JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:05:31 PM): dr. troy's being raped by Lara Croft? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:06:19 PM): whoa, stockings and garters? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:06:25 PM): great success! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:09:07 PM): OK and now kimber's taking her clothes off JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:09:13 PM): wow JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:09:24 PM): and now she's gonna make out w/Lara Croft JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:09:44 PM): Lara Croft is taking her bra off, and her, Lara Croft's JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:13:50 PM): I guess i didn't pay attention to the vanessa redgrave scene... did julia want to get the divorce still? maybe not JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:15:46 PM): watching the deleted scenes... joely richardson's acting gsucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:15:58 PM): laundry time JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.